sociopathic-hedgehog

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

castielin221b

morlarty:

thatsnotladysmallwood:

morlarty:

deanisabee:

morlarty:

I love how we all just silently unanimously forgave Moriarty for Reichenbach

wELL AT LEAST HE DIDN’T PEE IN THE FIREPLACE

He even asked ‘may I?’ when he visited Sherlock damn he may be a mass murdering psychopath but he knows the importance of manners.

he didn’t charge Sherlock for the cab either what a darling

He also apologised at the swimming pool when he had to answer a call what an angel